Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that...
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...
Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...
There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.