Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

Quote by Will Rogers

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When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...