Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...
Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...
A fool and his money are soon elected.
Money is the string with which a sardonic destiny directs the motions of its puppets.
We have become ninety-nine percent money mad. The method of living at home modestly and...
Money is like an arm or a leg - use it or lose it