There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't done anything, but because he had done it better than anyone
Quote by Will Rogers
Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...
There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be...
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.