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Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...