If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Quote by Will Rogers
Law And Lawyers Quotes
So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...
As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality
â€œThe stupidity of gossipers is that they become frightened when they see your face, and...