If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Quote by Will Rogers
Law And Lawyers Quotes
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...
Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
A politician is a person with whose politics you don't agree; if you agree with...
I care. I care a lot. I think of Cosmopolitan all day, and I run...