If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

Quote by Will Rogers

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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

Never miss a chance to shut up

Never miss a chance to shut up

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...

I am not a political figure, nor do I want to be one; but I...

I am not a political figure, nor do I want to be one; but I...

Talk politics, talk about study and talk positively.

Talk politics, talk about study and talk positively.