If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Quote by Will Rogers
Law And Lawyers Quotes
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...
It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...
For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...
Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...
There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...