Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

Quote by Will Rogers

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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

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There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

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The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

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The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

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I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

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Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

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The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...

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A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

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People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...

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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.