Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

Quote by Will Rogers

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I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

All I know is what I read in the papers

All I know is what I read in the papers

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

Schools must not become the agencies through which propaganda advocated by any section of society...

Schools must not become the agencies through which propaganda advocated by any section of society...

There are three schoolmasters for everybody that will employ them - the senses, intelligent companions,...

There are three schoolmasters for everybody that will employ them - the senses, intelligent companions,...