Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Government Quotes

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...