Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

Quote by Will Rogers

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We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

Democracy is moving forward, sometimes a little bit slowly, but it is moving forward. This...

Democracy is moving forward, sometimes a little bit slowly, but it is moving forward. This...

Almighty God, we make our earnest prayer that Thou wilt keep the United States in...

Almighty God, we make our earnest prayer that Thou wilt keep the United States in...