Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

Quote by Will Rogers

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If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.

Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

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Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

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Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

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Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

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Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

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To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be...

About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.

About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.

There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs...

There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs...