The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......