The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...