The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste
This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
All I know is what I read in the papers
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
This I believe: That the free, exploring mind of the individual human is the most...
Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward, and freedom will be defended.