The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.

Quote by Will Rogers

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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.

Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose...

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose...

We make everything funny, you wouldn't believe the things we laugh at. We're always laughing-people...

We make everything funny, you wouldn't believe the things we laugh at. We're always laughing-people...