All I know is what I read in the papers

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Newspapers Quotes

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

No period of my life has been one of such unmixed happiness as the four...

No period of my life has been one of such unmixed happiness as the four...

I could never learn what Im learning at college. They dont teach it there, because...

I could never learn what Im learning at college. They dont teach it there, because...

Victory becomes, to some degree, a state of mind. Knowing ourselves superior to the anxieties,...

Victory becomes, to some degree, a state of mind. Knowing ourselves superior to the anxieties,...