Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.

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Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.