Quotes by W C Fields

A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape...

#Drink

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was...

#Life

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

#Death

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple...

#Death

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

#Death

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

#Food

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

#Food

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

#W C Fields

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

#W C Fields

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

#W C Fields

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a...

#W C Fields

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget...

#W C Fields