Quotes by W C Fields

I drink therefore I am.

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It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

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I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

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I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

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Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

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I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

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I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

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I must have a drink of breakfast.

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I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

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There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink...

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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

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My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

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