If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was...

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was...

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

I like children - fried.

I like children - fried.

I never met a kid I liked.

I never met a kid I liked.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which...

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which...

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim...

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...