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The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...
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#Jokes
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
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#Parents
Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
#Enemies
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
#Beauty
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
#Money
Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.
#Money
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...
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#Miser
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#Money
Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
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#Money
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
#Friends
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...
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#God
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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#Jokes
I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...
#Reading
I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
#Spike Milligan
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...
#Silence
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
#Spike Milligan
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...
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It's all in the mind, you know.
#Spike Milligan
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