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The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...

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The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

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Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

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Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

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Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

It's all in the mind, you know.

It's all in the mind, you know.