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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy
#Funny
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#Irish
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#Nationality
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy
#Chance
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#Money
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
#Spike Milligan
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and...
#Spike Milligan
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
#Spike Milligan
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
#Spike Milligan
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...
#Spike Milligan
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...
#Spike Milligan
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
#Spike Milligan
I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...
#Reading
I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
#Spike Milligan
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...
#Silence
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
#Spike Milligan
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...
#Funny
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#Irish
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#Nationality
It's all in the mind, you know.
#Spike Milligan
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy
#Happiness
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#Misery
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#Money
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
#Spike Milligan
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