It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

Quote by Spike Milligan

Topics: Marriage Quotes

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

It's all in the mind, you know.

It's all in the mind, you know.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

Age, like distance, lends a double charm.

Age, like distance, lends a double charm.

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on...

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on...

I believe that God prays in us and through us, whether we are praying or...

I believe that God prays in us and through us, whether we are praying or...