It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

Quote by Spike Milligan

Topics: Marriage Quotes

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and...

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and...

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

My function in life was to render clear what was already blindingly conspicuous

My function in life was to render clear what was already blindingly conspicuous

One of the most lasting pleasures you can experience is the feeling that comes over...

One of the most lasting pleasures you can experience is the feeling that comes over...