Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

Quote by Spike Milligan

Topics: Beauty Quotes

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

It's all in the mind, you know.

It's all in the mind, you know.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for...

The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for...

Much ingenuity with a little money is vastly more profitable and amusing than much money...

Much ingenuity with a little money is vastly more profitable and amusing than much money...

It's nice to have the opportunity to play for so much money, but it's nicer...

It's nice to have the opportunity to play for so much money, but it's nicer...