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Quote by Spike Milligan
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...
It's all in the mind, you know.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and...
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...
Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
I was not sure I wanted to issue orders to life; I rather liked the...
My country owes me nothing. It gave me, as it gives every boy and girl,...
I will study and get ready, and perhaps my chance will come.
The insolence of authority is endeavoring to substitute money for ideas.