Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Quote by Spike Milligan

Topics: Funny Quotes, Money Quotes

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and...

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and...

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...

The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?