Quotes about Spike Milligan

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

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It's all in the mind, you know.

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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

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I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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I'm a hero with coward's legs.

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I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...

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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

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I can speak Esperanto like a native.

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For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and...

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