Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

Quote by Spike Milligan

Topics: Friends Quotes

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...

The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

One is always more vexed at losing a game of any sort by a single...

One is always more vexed at losing a game of any sort by a single...

It's choice--not chance--that determines your destiny.

It's choice--not chance--that determines your destiny.

Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God, and value it next...

Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God, and value it next...