Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

Quote by Spike Milligan

Topics: Friends Quotes

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

It's all in the mind, you know.

It's all in the mind, you know.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.