And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Quote by Spike Milligan
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...
It's all in the mind, you know.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...
In my youth I stressed freedom, and in my old age I stress order. I...
I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as...
All the Disney princesses gave me unrealistic expectations for my hair!
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