Quotes by Kevin Hart

Flip that ! Bust that!

#Kevin Hart

Hey, is this your boy?

#Kevin Hart

I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...

#Kevin Hart

I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...

#Kevin Hart

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

#Kevin Hart

Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!

#Kevin Hart

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

#Kevin Hart

No, rats are out side, mice are inside.

#Kevin Hart

Sex is great for stress

#Kevin Hart

Get off Facebook while in church.

#Facebook Status

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

#Ex Boyfriend, #Ex Girlfriend, #Funny

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.

#Kevin Hart