I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Pineapples! I wanna go home.
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...
If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....
Sex is great for stress
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
Both ya'll niggas!
Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.
The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
How the hell do you wake up dead?
Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
It's about to go down.
No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...