I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
This shit just got real!
I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
Pineapples! I wanna go home.
We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...
So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
How the hell do you wake up dead?
I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!