Get off Facebook while in church.
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The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
It's about to go down.
Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!
I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....
Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!
No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!
'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...
No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...
You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...
I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...
This shit just got real!