Get off Facebook while in church.

Quote by Kevin Hart

Topics: Facebook Status Quotes

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

This shit just got real!

This shit just got real!

Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...

Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...

I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...

Sex is great for stress

Sex is great for stress

Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...

Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...

Oh my god noooooo...

Oh my god noooooo...

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...

You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!

You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!

Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...

Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...

The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.

The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

Hey, is this your boy?

Hey, is this your boy?

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

Fuck you and these ugly as kids!

Fuck you and these ugly as kids!

That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later...

That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later...

I'm in a love/hate relationship with my bed. I love crawling into it at night,...

I'm in a love/hate relationship with my bed. I love crawling into it at night,...

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.