Get off Facebook while in church.
Quote by Kevin Hart
Facebook Status Quotes
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!
Both ya'll niggas!
It don't fucking matter!
You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...
You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....
Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!
No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....
Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....
So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.