Get off Facebook while in church.
Quote by Kevin Hart
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Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
Sex is great for stress
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
Both ya'll niggas!
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....
This shit just got real!
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
Pineapples! I wanna go home.
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!