Quotes by Kevin Hart

Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

#Kevin Hart

I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.

#Kevin Hart

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...

#Kevin Hart

Oh my god noooooo...

#Kevin Hart

The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.

#Kevin Hart

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

#Kevin Hart

Pineapples! I wanna go home.

#Kevin Hart

This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!

#Kevin Hart

You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!

#Kevin Hart

Bitch, we are at 7/11!

#Kevin Hart

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

#Kevin Hart

Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....

#Kevin Hart