I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th?
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Kevin Hart Quotes
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...
You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...
It's about to go down.
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....
Hey, is this your boy?
I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.
Pineapples! I wanna go home.
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...