I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th?

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One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...

One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...

Sex is great for stress

Sex is great for stress

No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...

No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...

The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.

The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.

This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!

This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!

'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!

'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!

Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...

Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...

How the hell do you wake up dead?

How the hell do you wake up dead?

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!

You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!

Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!

Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!

Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....

Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....

Pineapples! I wanna go home.

Pineapples! I wanna go home.

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...

You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...

You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...

Both ya'll niggas!

Both ya'll niggas!