I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th?
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Kevin Hart Quotes
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...
You see my eyes huh? Roll em!
Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
Get off Facebook while in church.
These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...
Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!
Pineapples! I wanna go home.
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
It's about to go down.
I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...