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Never give a sucker an even break.

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Never give a sucker an even break.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

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You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

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Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...

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Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

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Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.