Quotes about W C Fields

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

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Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

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Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

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Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a...

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Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days...

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Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim...

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On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

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Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand...

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Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

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