Quotes about W C Fields

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

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I never met a kid I liked.

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which...

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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

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Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

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There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

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The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

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The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

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