Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

Quote by W C Fields

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It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple...

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple...

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim...

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim...

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days...

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days...

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget...

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget...

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.