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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
#Steven Wright
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
#Steven Wright
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full...
#Steven Wright
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
#Steven Wright
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He...
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