Quotes about Silly

I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and i'm still at...

#Annoyed, #School, #Silly

Dear 'cool people', they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds.

#Silly, #Student

Hey Millionaires: If you don't have trampoline floors and a giant slide that goes from...

#Kids, #Silly, #Teenage

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits...

#Funny, #Silly

If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that...

#Funny Facebook Status, #Humor, #Silly

That awkward moment when you cant find your phone because your bed ate it.

#Shit Happens, #Silly

Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of...

#Funny Facebook Status, #Revenge, #Silly

When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug...

#Food, #Humor, #Silly

If you watch Jaws backwards; it's actually a film about a shark that throws up...

#Funny Facebook Status, #Movies, #Silly

Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes...

#Funny Facebook Status, #Humor, #Silly

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies...

#Clever Facebook Status, #Silly

Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to...

#Humor, #Illusions, #Pets