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That awkward moment when you cant find your phone because your bed ate it.
#Shit Happens
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#Silly
Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of...
#Funny Facebook Status
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#Revenge
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#Silly
When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug...
#Food
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#Humor
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#Silly
If you watch Jaws backwards; it's actually a film about a shark that throws up...
#Funny Facebook Status
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#Movies
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#Silly
Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes...
#Funny Facebook Status
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#Humor
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#Silly
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies...
#Clever Facebook Status
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#Silly
Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to...
#Humor
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#Illusions
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#Pets
I am one boob, you are the other boob and together? We are breast friends.
#Best Friend
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#Friendship
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#Humor
I have a friend named Jay. We call him J for short.
#Friend
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#Silly
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust...
#Food
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#Silly
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#Trust
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
#Love
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#Silly
I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'
#Comedy
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#Humor
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#Silly
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
#Love
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#Silly
Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent...
#Love
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#Silly
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
#Love
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#Silly
I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never...
#Bizarre
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#Funny
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#Humor
If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and...
#Karma
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#Silly
I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure...
#Love
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#Silly
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