“Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch. Just to show the birds what I'm capable of.Topics: Quotes about Funny Facebook Status, Quotes about Revenge, Quotes about SillyShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
I probably could stand a chance on American Idol if I could bring my shower...#Funny Facebook Status, #TV Series
My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So...#Funny Facebook Status, #Kids, #Parents
So I won't give up alcohol, boys, being judgmental or sarcasm but I'll definitely give...#Funny Facebook Status, #Girl, #Twitter
My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny
I have a memory foam mattress...and I really hope that it doesn't remember everything.#Funny Facebook Status
If a girl ever steals your man, there's no better revenge than letting her keep...#Better Off Without You, #Letting Go, #Moving On
Justice belongs to those who claim it, but let the claimant beware lest he create...#Justice, #Revenge
