“Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch. Just to show the birds what I'm capable of.Topics: Quotes about Funny Facebook Status, Quotes about Revenge, Quotes about SillyShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes...#Funny Facebook Status, #Humor, #Silly
Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to...#Funny Facebook Status
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