“That awkward moment when you cant find your phone because your bed ate it.Topics: Quotes about Shit Happens, Quotes about SillyShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...#Facebook Status, #It Is What It Is, #Shit Happens
Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...#It Is What It Is, #Shit Happens
I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...#Facebook Status, #It Is What It Is, #Keeping It Real
If you love yourself, you're conceited. If you hate yourself, you want attention. We're screwed...#Embarrassment, #Shit Happens
Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of...#Funny Facebook Status, #Revenge, #Silly
