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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I can't properly clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I...

I can't properly clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I...

'Mom, make me some food ?' 'Get it yourself.' 'Never mind, I'm not hungry...'

'Mom, make me some food ?' 'Get it yourself.' 'Never mind, I'm not hungry...'

Make each day your masterpiece.

Make each day your masterpiece.

Its not how good you are. Its how good you want to be.

Its not how good you are. Its how good you want to be.

Mom, look! 'Very nice.' Oh, that's cool how you saw without actually looking...

Mom, look! 'Very nice.' Oh, that's cool how you saw without actually looking...

Q:'You don't spoil your grandchildren do you? A:'Not this morning, I haven't seen them yet.'

Q:'You don't spoil your grandchildren do you? A:'Not this morning, I haven't seen them yet.'

Every sleepy boy and girl in every bed around the world ~~ Can hear the...

Every sleepy boy and girl in every bed around the world ~~ Can hear the...

The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after...

The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after...

Dear Parents, Thanks for giving me such a weird name. Sincerely, my name is never...

Dear Parents, Thanks for giving me such a weird name. Sincerely, my name is never...

That awkward moment when you're at a sleepover and you're the first one to wake...

That awkward moment when you're at a sleepover and you're the first one to wake...

That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question...

That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question...

Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?

Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

Because life is a gift, all of us are gifted.

Because life is a gift, all of us are gifted.

'Mom I cant find it.' 'If I go up there and find it you're dead.'...

'Mom I cant find it.' 'If I go up there and find it you're dead.'...

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.

I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel.

I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel.

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

I make some pretty incredible noises when people aren't around.

I make some pretty incredible noises when people aren't around.

It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the...

It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the...