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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

I always look behind the shower curtain before I go pee...you know, incase there is...

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I always look behind the shower curtain before I go pee...you know, incase there is...

My car only heats up enough about 30 seconds before I reach my destination.

#Keeping It Real, #Shit Happens, #Winter

My car only heats up enough about 30 seconds before I reach my destination.

The awkward moment when the weirdest person in your school gets a boyfriend and you're...

#Boyfriend, #Shit Happens

The awkward moment when the weirdest person in your school gets a boyfriend and you're...

Nothing ever goes exactly as planned. Thats why its a plan...not a certainty.

#Certainty, #Shit Happens

Nothing ever goes exactly as planned. Thats why its a plan...not a certainty.

That moment of embarrassment when you wave at someone but they don't wave back.

#Embarrassment, #Shit Happens

That moment of embarrassment when you wave at someone but they don't wave back.

Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

#Facebook Status, #It Is What It Is, #Shit Happens

Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

Walking down the stairs and thinking that there's another step until you hulk stomp the...

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Walking down the stairs and thinking that there's another step until you hulk stomp the...

Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly...

#It Is What It Is, #Secret Crush, #Shit Happens

Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

#Facebook Status, #Shit Happens

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

#Facebook Status, #Shit Happens

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'

#Facebook Status, #Shit Happens

That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'

That awkward moment when you cant find your phone because your bed ate it.

#Shit Happens, #Silly

That awkward moment when you cant find your phone because your bed ate it.

In life you need one thing to survive: The ability to realize shit happens. You...

#Get Over It, #It Is What It Is, #Letting Go

In life you need one thing to survive: The ability to realize shit happens. You...

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and...

#Shit Happens

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and...

That awkward moment when you walk into a room and realize you completely forgot what...

#Shit Happens

That awkward moment when you walk into a room and realize you completely forgot what...

That awkward moment when you ask a midget what they want to be when they...

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That awkward moment when you ask a midget what they want to be when they...

That awkward moment when you throw something at your friend and it hits somebody else.

#Mistakes, #Shit Happens

That awkward moment when you throw something at your friend and it hits somebody else.