Dear 'cool people', they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds.

Topics: Silly Quotes, Student Quotes

If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and...

If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and...

When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug...

When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug...

Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can...

Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can...

I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never...

I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never...

Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent...

Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent...

I'm a leader, not a follower. Unless it's a dark place. Then you're going first.

I'm a leader, not a follower. Unless it's a dark place. Then you're going first.

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.

If you watch Jaws backwards; it's actually a film about a shark that throws up...

If you watch Jaws backwards; it's actually a film about a shark that throws up...

That awkward moment when a package says 'Easy open' but you end up using scissors,...

That awkward moment when a package says 'Easy open' but you end up using scissors,...

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits...

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits...

When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled...

When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled...

I have a friend named Jay. We call him J for short.

I have a friend named Jay. We call him J for short.

They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...

They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...

The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.

The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.

I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...

I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...

I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure...

I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure...

If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that...

If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that...

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question...

That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question...

That awkward moment when you're playing with your pen in class and suddenly it flies...

That awkward moment when you're playing with your pen in class and suddenly it flies...