When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and whisper, 'Who did this to you?'

Topics: Food Quotes, Humor Quotes, Silly Quotes

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.

Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

God gives all birds their food but does not drop it into their nests

God gives all birds their food but does not drop it into their nests

They are all but stomachs, and we all but food; They eat us hungerly, and...

They are all but stomachs, and we all but food; They eat us hungerly, and...

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the patty group, which...

Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the patty group, which...

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish...

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish...

Eating greens is a special treat, it makes long ears and great big feet. But...

Eating greens is a special treat, it makes long ears and great big feet. But...

Hunger is not only the best cook, but also the best physician.

Hunger is not only the best cook, but also the best physician.

Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma.

Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma.

When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it...

When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it...

The quality of food is in inverse proportion to a dining room's altitude, especially atop...

The quality of food is in inverse proportion to a dining room's altitude, especially atop...

If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people,...

If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people,...

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

Food - taken to support life Wine - taken to enrichen life Food and Wine...

Food - taken to support life Wine - taken to enrichen life Food and Wine...

I was cooking breakfast this morning for my kids, and I thought, He's (Ronald Reagan)...

I was cooking breakfast this morning for my kids, and I thought, He's (Ronald Reagan)...

There is no such thing as a free lunch

There is no such thing as a free lunch

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing...

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing...

I don't trust books. They're all fact and no heart.

I don't trust books. They're all fact and no heart.

Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can...

Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can...