When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and whisper, 'Who did this to you?'

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Now, good digestion wait on appetite, and health on both!

Now, good digestion wait on appetite, and health on both!

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

The awkward moment when you're eating dinner at someone else's house and you don't like...

The awkward moment when you're eating dinner at someone else's house and you don't like...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the...

This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the...

Some like carrots, others like cabbage

Some like carrots, others like cabbage

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he...

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he...

Marxism has not only failed to promote human freedom, it has failed to produce food

Marxism has not only failed to promote human freedom, it has failed to produce food

A Big Mac - the communion wafer of consumption

A Big Mac - the communion wafer of consumption

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I...

When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I...

It's nice to eat a good hunk of beef but you want a light dessert,...

It's nice to eat a good hunk of beef but you want a light dessert,...

He who works his land will have abundant food, but the one who chases fantasies...

He who works his land will have abundant food, but the one who chases fantasies...

Humor is healing.

Humor is healing.

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never...

I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never...