Quotes about George Carlin

Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticide grain, For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain....

#George Carlin

I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

#George Carlin

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

#George Carlin

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

#George Carlin

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As...

#George Carlin

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

#George Carlin

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

#George Carlin

Always do whatever's next.

#George Carlin

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad...

#George Carlin

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience...

#George Carlin

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that...

#George Carlin

Religion is just mind control.

#George Carlin