I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that I do is the longest sentence?

Quote by George Carlin

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Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told...

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told...

Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them...

Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them...

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people...

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people...

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters...

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters...

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more...

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more...

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You...

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You...

Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticide grain, For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain....

Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticide grain, For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain....

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out...

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out...

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an...

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an...

When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to...

When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to...

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone...

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone...

By 2000, politics will simply fade away. We will not see any political parties.

By 2000, politics will simply fade away. We will not see any political parties.

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.