Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Quote by George Carlin

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The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were...

Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were...

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that...

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that...

Always do whatever's next.

Always do whatever's next.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof...

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof...

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad...

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad...

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out...

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out...

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people...

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people...

Think off-center.

Think off-center.

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more...

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people...

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people...

If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.

If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.

Anyone who in discussion relies upon authority uses, not his understanding, but rather his memory.

Anyone who in discussion relies upon authority uses, not his understanding, but rather his memory.