Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

Quote by George Carlin

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I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

What are you going to do, play with your prick for another 20 to 30...

What are you going to do, play with your prick for another 20 to 30...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

When someone is impatient and says, I haven't got all day, I always wonder, How...

When someone is impatient and says, I haven't got all day, I always wonder, How...

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people...

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people...

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will...

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will...

I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it

I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is...

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that...

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that...

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in...

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in...

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone...

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone...

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain...

There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain...

There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER.

There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Because Your lovingkindness is better than life, My lips shall praise You.

Because Your lovingkindness is better than life, My lips shall praise You.