One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
Quote by George Carlin
George Carlin Quotes
When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for...
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will...
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Religion is just mind control.
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left...
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad...
The status quo sucks.
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people...
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told...
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in...
The truth is an ambition which is beyond us.