Picture quotes by George Carlin

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...— Click to enlarge —Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are...— Click to enlarge —Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.— Click to enlarge —The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I...— Click to enlarge —'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...— Click to enlarge —Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...— Click to enlarge —A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...— Click to enlarge —Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.— Click to enlarge —Don't just teach your children to read.. Teach them to question what they read. Teach...— Click to enlarge —The paradox of our time in history We have bigger houses and smaller families; more...— Click to enlarge —Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...— Click to enlarge —There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...— Click to enlarge —