Always do whatever's next.

Quote by George Carlin

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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I...

When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I...

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Religion is just mind control.

Religion is just mind control.

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of...

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in...

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in...

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to...

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to...

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going...

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going...

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad...

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad...

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly...

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly...

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You...

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You...

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for...

When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for...

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or...

Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or...

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.

Christmas = Gifts . Halloween = Candy . Thanksgiving = Food . New Years =...

Christmas = Gifts . Halloween = Candy . Thanksgiving = Food . New Years =...