Quotes about Funny

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

#Age, #Funny

Now is the age of anxiety.

#Age, #Funny

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on...

#Funny, #Sex

Age steals away all things, even the mind.

#Age, #Funny

Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body....

#Funny, #New Year, #New Year Resolutions

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it...

#Funny

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

#Funny

I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.

#Funny, #Putdowns

Old age is no place for sissies.

#Age, #Funny

In the middle ages, people took potions for their ailments. In the 19th century they...

#Age, #Funny

Live your life and forget your age.

#Age, #Funny

Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm...

#Ex Boyfriend, #Ex Girlfriend, #Funny