I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
Quote by George Burns
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and...
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
How can I die? I'm booked.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy...
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got...
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased...
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman -...
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than...
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything...
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.