I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
Quote by George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides,...
Be quick to learn and wise to know.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die...
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of...
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy...
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...
Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got...
How can I die? I'm booked.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased...
Knowledge in youth is wisdom in age.
Life is islands of ecstasy in an ocean of ennui, and after the age of...