I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
Quote by George Burns
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of...
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and...
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got...
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die...
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...
How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I...
Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper...
Be quick to learn and wise to know.
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.