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I love you and it's getting worse.
#Love
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#Sarcastic
Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
#Funny
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#Sarcastic
Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to...
#Funny
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#Sarcastic
Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.
#Funny
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#Sarcastic
I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull...
#Communication
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#Conversation
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#Funny
If you miss 100% of the shots you don't take and 100% of the shots...
#Sarcastic
Of course I can keep a secret. Its the people I tell it to who...
#Sarcastic
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#Secrets
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#Trust
You might as well just move onto a boat because you're always fishing for compliments.
#Compliments
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#Sarcastic
I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like...
#Funny
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#Sarcasm
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#Sarcastic
Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...
#Dating
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#Ex Boyfriend
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#Ex Girlfriend
Sarcasm: Because screaming at you about how dumb you are and taking a brick and...
#Annoyed
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#Sarcasm
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#Sarcastic
Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
#Funny
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#Insults
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#Sarcastic
Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you.
#Being Ignored
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#Conversation
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#Sarcastic
Oh you have swag? I bet that looks great on a resume...
#Sarcastic
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#Swag
I wasn't aware that answering my mom's question was considered talking back.
#Kids
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#Sarcastic
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#Teenage
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the...
#Conversation
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#Funny
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#Sarcastic
Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
#Funny
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#Sarcastic
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
#Funny
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#Sarcastic
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