Quotes about Sarcastic

I love you and it's getting worse.

#Love, #Sarcastic

Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.

#Funny, #Sarcastic

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

#Funny, #Sarcastic

Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to...

#Funny, #Sarcastic

I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull...

#Communication, #Conversation, #Funny

If you miss 100% of the shots you don't take and 100% of the shots...

#Sarcastic

Of course I can keep a secret. Its the people I tell it to who...

#Sarcastic, #Secrets, #Trust

You might as well just move onto a boat because you're always fishing for compliments.

#Compliments, #Sarcastic

Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...

#Dating, #Ex Boyfriend, #Ex Girlfriend

I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like...

#Funny, #Sarcasm, #Sarcastic

Sarcasm: Because screaming at you about how dumb you are and taking a brick and...

#Annoyed, #Sarcasm, #Sarcastic

Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.

#Funny, #Insults, #Sarcastic