When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Quote by George Burns
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything...
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides,...
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
Be quick to learn and wise to know.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember...
Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...
How can I die? I'm booked.
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I...
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember...
How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die...
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got...
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.