Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
Quote by George Burns
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember...
Be quick to learn and wise to know.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than...
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper...
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my...
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of...
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman -...
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what...
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.