Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
Quote by George Burns
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy...
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of...
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die...
Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...
How can I die? I'm booked.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman -...
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my...
Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man.
I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as...
Children also have artistic ability, and there is wisdom in there having it! The more...