Quotes about Funny

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.

#Funny

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

#Funny

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

#Funny

I never said most of the things I said.

#Funny

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

#Funny

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

#Funny, #Money

This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the...

#Funny, #New Year

Where children are, there is the golden age.

#Age, #Funny

Children also have artistic ability, and there is wisdom in there having it! The more...

#Age, #Funny

Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing

#Embarrassment, #Funny

Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'

#Funny, #Good Morning

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

#Funny, #Work