Quotes about Funny

The veracity which increases with old age is not far from folly.

#Age, #Funny

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

#Electricity, #Funny

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

#Funny

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

#Funny

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

#Funny

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

#Funny, #Life

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

#Drink, #Funny

My mom told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap.

#Dreams, #Funny, #Kids

Procastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work because I...

#Funny, #Procrastination, #Work

On a scale of Voldemort to Pinocchio, how Nosy are you?

#Funny, #Humor, #Nosey People

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

#Drugs, #Funny

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going...

#Driving, #Funny