When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
Quote by George Burns
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got...
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides,...
Be quick to learn and wise to know.
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember...
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything...
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased...
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and...
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember...
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper...
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
How can I die? I'm booked.
How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.